LOVE LETTER.....CATCHA!!! Where were you?

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS USED TO WRITE LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES?

Here is one for the weekend!!

From:
The Greenfields of love

P.O. Box Heartbeat 365

Via Romance Avenue

Heartland

 

12^th. December 1991

Dear Sweetie,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontally to the wall and perpendicular to the ground, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl. Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you.

Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand but I don't need to elaborate to mesmerize you more. That’s why I need to see you face to face soon because this is true love not infatuative breakdown. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven’t finished studying electrolysis, pluralism, platonics and a bunch of polymerization.

Catch you later Sugar. Sleep tight and don’t let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet for them.

Yourz forever!

Prince of Love.